I'm staying with my sister in Berlin, Germany right now. She has a 14-month-old son and I've learned a lot from seeing my sister's and her husband's new lives. First and foremost: don't have kids. Second, if you ignore my advice, crap will become a big part of your life. From changing diapers 38 times a day to attempting to rush the kid to the toilet every time he says the … [Read more...]