This mascot outside a fast food restaurant near the Holocaust Memorial in Berlin seems to show what the world really thinks of Americans. Except that he's thin. … [Read more...]
What a Crappy Children’s Book!
I'm staying with my sister in Berlin, Germany right now. She has a 14-month-old son and I've learned a lot from seeing my sister's and her husband's new lives. First and foremost: don't have kids. Second, if you ignore my advice, crap will become a big part of your life. From changing diapers 38 times a day to attempting to rush the kid to the toilet every time he says the … [Read more...]
First Hasselhoff, Now Money Boy: Thanks a Lot German Speakers
First they launched David Hasselhoff's singing career, now German speakers have found another way to invite the world's ridicule. Meet Money Boy, an Austrian (at least he's not from Germany—you have no idea how happy that makes me) "rapper". When I first saw this video, I thought (for obvious reasons) that he's just some guy who made a rap video in his spare time, doing a … [Read more...]